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Say It Ain’t So, Joe… Again

May 18, 2009

Vice President Joe Biden has violated the law, and needs to be punished. According to a few super-geniuses at Fox News, Biden is guilty of not one, but two heinous crimes. He disclosed top secret information, and was in collusion with the press. As of this writing, the Vice President has not yet tendered his resignation, but the charges are dire, indeed.

You see, at the Gridiron Dinner, Vice President Biden spoke at length about his new digs, including the underground bunker somewhere beneath the Naval Observatory. Former Vice President Cheney, who I affectionately call Rat-Boy because he reminds me of a kid I knew when I was a youth, had classified his inner sanctum top-secret, going so far as to have his residence removed from Google Earth.

Biden’s second felony occurred just hours later, as he spoke at Wake Forest’s commencement services, which also honored the late Tim Russert. How dare a politician make nice with the press. There’s supposed to be a Separation of Estates in this country, don’t ya know, Joe?!? This coming from Fox News, which has never taken sides on a political story, and is the only fair-and-balanced source of news in America. At least according to themselves… 

Look, Joe Biden is a gaffe-machine, I won’t deny that. And there’s a lot of chummy relationships between politicians and the press. But for Fox News to come after Biden over these two non-stories, well, that’s just beyond pathetic. Rat-Boy’s paranoia is, of course, legendary; fortunately, he’s no longer in charge. Tim Russert, on the other hand, was one of the most honorable members of the press;and if anyone needs to apologize for this story, it sure as hell isn’t Joe Biden…

4 Comments leave one →
  1. May 18, 2009 10:25 pm

    I’m unable to see the problem in knowing where cheney’s secret bunker is. He isn’t still there! He’s on television somewhere!

    Don’t they make themselves look silly when they let us know how very afraid they are?

  2. May 19, 2009 2:57 pm

    Yep. In fact, he’s on television everywhere!

  3. jammer5 permalink
    May 22, 2009 12:51 pm

    I’m wondering why anybody would be worried about where Biden spends his time. Obama, at times, probably wishes he’d spend it in his ‘secret’ bunker.

    But I guess it does prove the old axiom, you can never go home again, at least in Cheney’s limited mind. Now that it ain’t secret no more, he’ll have to dig him self another one. I’m a wonderin’ if he’ll have Bush dig it for him.

  4. May 22, 2009 2:00 pm

    Yeah. Maybe Bush can dig it with the new pooper-scooper he bought for Barney…

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